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The stupid cat is currently sitting next to me, staring, because when I ate chicken some days ago, I gave him the cartilage.

With normal cats, the thought process goes:

Chicken smell -> go to -> i can has? ->yes!!!

Apparently with him:

person chewing -> MAGIC FOOD APPEARED????

It's like a dog, except dogs are there because they actually want the food, making him a double failure as a cat.

He also got hailed on for god knows how long because he just stands in front of the door silently waiting for it to open, as always. It's not like he has any problem making noise because he started wailing as soon as I looked out, he just grasp that you can use sound to communicate with things that aren't in your direct line of sight.


Mar. 15th, 2016 01:29 am (UTC)
I object to how you present dogs as dumb creatures. :-P Dogs are smart!
Mar. 15th, 2016 02:58 am (UTC)
No, dogs aren't dumb because they'll actually eat it. He won't.

Cats = stare at you over favorite foods, which they may eat if offered.
Dogs = stare at you over anything, which they will eat if offered.
Failcat = stare at you over anything, which he won't eat if offered because it's not chicken not everything I eat is chicken this should not be that hard to understand are both your eyes and your nose broken.
Mar. 15th, 2016 08:09 am (UTC)
Hah! Ok, I see what you meant. :-)